Toasts Funny i marena

moemoea koe ki te tahuri to koutou whakanui ki te aru'i faahiahia, ki tonu i te hitimahuta, me ngā rerekē? Na ka whakarongo ki o tohutohu i te tokorua ...

Wedding - he ra rawa pokarekarenga me te hanahana i roto i te oraraa o faaipoipo i roto i te aroha. Heoi, ehara i te mea e tika ana ki te tahuri te whakanui ki te hui rawa hoê mana'ona'oraa, no te mea te mea he hararei, me te hiahia ki te whai ngahau i runga i te hararei. Kahore he putiputi atu faateitei rite tōhi rorirori i te marena. Ka mahara ēnei oha mo te wa roa i te pi, rite ka hei te tino taketake, me te rerekē! Kei raro e taea e koe te pānui i te rorirori inu ki te marena , me te whakamahi ia ratou mo te congratulation ki te tika.

Pea kite ia o tatou e kore e nui nga ngahau e pā ana ki te mau faaipoiporaa oaoa. Heoi, kitea kotahi te. Kia te tangata ka ui ki a ia me pehea ki te ora ki tana wahine e aroha. Ka mea ia e whai ake: noho ratou oaoa haurangi mō te rua tekau ma rima nga tau, ia me ia. Na reira ... tutaki ratou, a he rerekē katoa i roto i te ora!

kia Toasts ki te marena o te kaiwhakaatu te fakangalongata'a tino, no te mea ko te kaiwhakaatu tuarua te tangata tino nui i muri i nga putiputi i te pakuha. Tei te reira ki runga ki a ia i te rota: te huru o te manuhiri me te akoranga whānui o te marena, me te whai wāhi mātātoa i roto i te whakataetae.

tonu ka noho Tino mīharo, me te fakangalongata'a te inu i te marena i roto i to koutou ake kupu. Ki te hiahiatia, ka taea e koe haamana'o i tetahi meka ngā i te ora o te tane, ko wai e taea hanga hoki inu, kata tahi i runga i te mua. Tenei ko tetahi inu whakamiharo i roto i te tuhi, e taea te mea i te kaiwhakaatu. E kore te mea e tika ana tenei kupu moku ki te tamau aau, nui noa ki te pānui i te reira kotahi, ka haamahora, engari i nga wa katoa i te ngakau.

"Ko tatou katoa āhua pouri mīharo te meka pouri o te wehenga takoha i to tatou hoa aroha. Heoi, matou, ana hoa, e mohio he aha meinga te ngaro o te hoa: kāhakina reira he anahera marama ataahua mīharo, ka hoki inaianei reira ki a matou mo te ra ki te whakarite i ahei ki te kite i to ratou oaoa tatou. Tino hinga torutoru iwi he taua wāhi ahurei ki te whakatau ki tenei anahera i roto i toku ora. Na matou, e toku hoa, waimarie mīharo. Na te anahera i roto i te mua o tatou: he wahine marena hou ataahua e te tahi atu i to tatou kaiāwhina mateaki, tauturu, tīkiti ki Pararaiha mutunga o te oaoa utuafare. Ko te aha e kore tatou e tatarahapa i te meka e kua ngaro matou i te hoa, no te mea ka hoatu e matou a reira te mea tino ataahua, me te viivii ore i runga i te whenua. ka hipokina te reira i te ara kurupae o te aroha te reira, poihere, poihere. A te mea te reira ki ahau e whakaheke he mārama hihi o te tumanako, me te oaoa anahera ki runga ki a tatou. Na tatou tumanako fakamātoato e kore e ngaro to matou hoa, a ta'efakangatangata hari! Haere mai i runga i, hoa, ara i to tatou mōhiti ki te hauora me te oaoa o te anahera, he wahine marena hou ataahua! "

e kore e waiho taua mahana, e wiriwiri tonu kupu kore tau'a tane marena hou ranei! Ko te inu ngā torutoru, ki tonu i te tikanga, kaupapa, me te, o te akoranga, katakata Here.

"Kotahi ra, ka ui te paari te mea he pai, pono, me te kaha hononga i waenganui i te tane me te whakahoki te wahine i: ka kore e kite i te wahine te mea e kore e te tane, me te tane rongo ki ta tona wahine te kupu te tuku e whai ake nei i te inu ki te whanaunga pai i waenganui i faaipoipo. ! "

Next iti haapoupouraa taumauri rawa, hanga koe whakaaro me te faaoti. haere te reira i te tahi mea rite ki tenei. "Mohio katoa e te kupu" te faaipoiporaa "kua tuatahi e rua ngā -. Ko te hononga faaipoiporaa, te rua o nga - tikokitanga hua Kia aroha mai, rawa maha tupu te reira e tae mai te rua o nga ariā te tikanga o te tuatahi, heoi, kahore feaa, e kore he faaipoiporaa faaipoiporaa .. ki te he te aroha tona turanga. hiahia ki te putiputi ko reira te tiaki o te turanga kaha kotahi, me te faaipoiporaa, kahore te faaipoiporaa! "

Kaua e tamata ki te tamau aau ranei tetahi atu kupu moku, e kore e wehi ki te korero i to ratou ngakau. Whakamātauria ki te hoatu ia ratou katoa wehi me te huru mahana ki te taitamariki i roto i, no te mea kua ratou anake te timatanga!

inu Funny i te marena e ka waiho te miramira i te hui, e ka hanga he huru fun, whakakotahi ka mahara te manuhiri mo te wa roa. Ia he inu rorirori whakaaro taumauri, he mea e tika ana hoki ki te tango i ki pūkete. Na tika te manaaki i te taitamariki, korero Toasts rorirori ki te marena! Kia taketake, ahurei, ngahau! Kia ngahau i te whakanui kia kore i hōhā i roto i to koutou kamupene ara Toastmasters!